Caught between the weather and the crossword
Back to back with dull page four
Checked before the headlines on the football
Taped on every workers locker door
a smile that says it all
As you climb from the swimming pool
Your body's wet and shining in the sun
Eyes squinting from the glare
You run your fingers through your hair
A silent message clear to old and young

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computer on the train
The road gang shelters cos it's raining out
And in a thousand works canteens 
You give them something new to talk about
Today what every man desires
Tomorrow you'll be lighting fires
Or masking off as someone sprays their car
It's a very very fickie world
Another day another world
And each one must be better than the last

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Shapely Susan - Seventeen
Tells us she loves riding horses
In the altogether
But it makes her boyfriend jealous

And every man that looks at you
Remembers girls that he once knew
Way back
Personified in you the youth and beuaty
That his missus lacks
You give them something out of reach
A body on some distant beach
A chance to try out something really new
And in their minds you don't say no 
You lift a million flagging egos
The know they could do it right with you

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